Oh and by the way I work for Aperture Science so if you’re looking for a promising career as a professional test subject, feel free to send me an ask or fanmail.
Don’t trust Aperture Science, they steal technology that hardworking scientists made over here at the Black Mesa.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the alien invasion you brought on.
Did you happen to make any fully functional personality cores during that time?
… No?
DEAL WID IT, SUCKAAAAAAH!
We gave our employees Hazard Suits
You gave your employees neurotoxin
THAT WAS A SHODDILY PROGRAMMED AI AND NOT A COMPANY DECISION OUR POINTS STILL STAND
WE LAUNCHED A GNOME INTO SPACE
(via lieutfaber)
